Extraterrestrial communications confirm biblical numerology

From ancient Jewish Kabbalah to Michael Drosnin's "The Bible Code", Biblical numerology has always had its adepts and detractors, often being the subject of much criticism as well as ridicule. However, today the veracity of biblical numerology has finally been confirmed with a remarkable new discovery. Researchers from the Interdisciplinary Department for Interstellar Observational Theology …

“Three Sixteen”

(I wrote this last month, but thought it was not so out of date as to not be worth posting.) Tim Tebow's name (no, I'd never heard of him either!) came in as numbers two and three in the ranking of the top three searches on Google on Monday January 9th, beaten only by the …